Sometimes I think about cats, other time I d- UH UH OH JESUS. JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY HELP ME, THIS IS THE WORST PAIN IVE EVER OH GOD. WHY? WHY ME? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME
—My Grandmother, who died seconds later of chronic diarrhea.
Who am I?
I am Slinkerhorn. Slinkerhorn means something to me and it will mean something to you to. Slinkerhorn is what I want to be. What I can be. What I should be.
Yea, essentially I take pictures of old shit and then use effects to make it look really blurry.
Love is like being constipated, if it goes well when it comes out bit by bit, but If you push too hard it won’t last and your asshole will hurt.
—Some movie I haven’t seen and wouldn’t understand
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
My earliest human memory was walking through a forest and finding a rusty swingset. I took a picture of it, applied a Sepia filter, and knew my destiny.
